February 2012
Police: "Tumblr, you're under arrest."
the-apex-predator:
cancerously:
cocktopimp:
life-imitates-art:
gokuma:
sageoflogic:
miss-lizzifer:
oh-mystarisfading:
Whovians:
Sherlockians:
Potterheads:
XMFC fandom:
Supernatural fandom:
EDM Fandom:
Homestuck fandom:
Apex Predators:
Bioware fandom
aaand I am done with oscar shit tonight
Now is the time for cuddling alien boyfriends and biotic charging motherfuckers into walls.
glossylalia:
Hey now. Meryl has said publicly several times throughout the course of the awards season that she thought Viola deserved that award, and has done nothing but praised her both as an artist and a person. Pitting the two individuals (and friends) against each other, or demonizing Meryl is not going to get anyone’s point across. It’s true that Meryl has miles more opportunities than...
Thoughts on Viola's loss
zebablah:
First of all - YES. Meryl Streep is a great actress. Let’s set that straight.
But her long, varied career has been made possible because she is a blonde, white, reasonably attractive woman who is afforded the access, the luxury of having the pick of the litter when it comes to meaty roles. That, coupled with her obvious talent, has built up her career.
The tragedy of Viola Davis...
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I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
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sexymittens:
elixiroverdose:
purdaldoo:
the-lron-butt:
babyminaj:
My favorite Oscar of the night
bitch please
make room for the Grammys
i just farted all over the place
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I LOVE TUMBLR
I REALLY DO
NOTHING CAN BEAT THIS POST GO HOME NOW
missl0nelyhearts asked: clooney likes that dress, too. yep, he shur does.
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“If I see myself on screen, then I know that I exist.”
– Gabourey Sidibe (via thatgirlsan-alien)
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glossylalia:
OMG I am CRYING. I have just been told that some fucking broccoli at a friend’s Oscar party actually uttered words that all together sounded like “Viola Davis is betraying her Black heritage by dying her hair…”
I quit life guys
Cake and Mass Effect 2 here I come.
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tyndalecode:
Hollywood,
What you have to remember is that you can’t just stake Billy Crystal this time. You have to cut off his head and burn the bones as well. Holy water on the ashes plus a salt line/circle around the grave wouldn’t hurt either.
Best,
A person who watches enough TV and movies to know these things.
(ps- Use a white ash stake too, for good measure.)
get the salt
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Oscars night sucks. Again. Gonna go have sex with...
thegoddamazon:
Yassss.
This is a cunning plan.
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kyssthis16:
motheatenmusicalbroacde:
i knew meryl was going to win
#the only part that pisses me off is that she’ll be nominated again but viola will probably never get this chance again #all of these ladies are super talented but they will all probably be nominated again #except for viola
That’s why I’m upset. Not because she didn’t win. But because her opportunities to ever win and/or...
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what year is it again?
The show opens with the host in blackface.
The most brown people in attendance are in the band.
Black woman wins supporting actress for playing a maid.
A black and white silent film wins Best Picture.
did we really think two black women were gonna win...
therhapsodyincidents:
sourcedumal:
talldarkbishoujo:
Especially for the Big Important Award? :\
That’s when the apocalypse happens, y’all. Two black people winning the big award? Death to all the worlds….
I was trying to be optimistic….
So was I. I forgot where I was for a minute. :\
did we really think two black women were gonna win...
Especially for the Big Important Award? :\
glossylalia:
I love you Meryl, but I’m a little heartbroken.
Then again, the Oscars aren’t the Globes. And you know we can’t like 2 Black women at the same time.
My only consolation is at least she lost to Meryl. :\
If Viola doesn't win, we riot.
thegoddamazon:
sourcedumal:
god, she's just gorgeous.
missl0nelyhearts:
that green is…just sublime on her.
<3 VIOLA DAVIS
If Viola doesn’t win I’m burning this mother down
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missl0nelyhearts replied to your post: GABBY
hers was the best way to start that series of clips. “i watch movies to look for me. i never see ME…” UGH. she’s a naturally funny actress, too. love her.
I caught that. Made me especially sad after the bullshit that’s been going on tonight.
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GABBY
Where the hell has she been? I know she was on TV for a bit. :(
So was anyone else put off with the fact that they...
sourcedumal:
I had to rewind to see Whitney. :\
glossylalia:
Oh Esperanza you are DOING THE MOST.
She is so flawless and beautiful I can’t even take it.
dead people montage
let’s see how much awkward inappropriate clapping there is
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Meryl
My queen.
missl0nelyhearts replied to your post: small titty problems
you’re a clever girl. you could figure it out.
I need to rig a holster in a bra.
small titty problems
sourcedumal:
talldarkbishoujo:
Can’t keep tiny vodka bottles in them. :\
This is what CORSETS are for, Bishoujo. You can store EVERYTHING in them….
That’s how I lost my last $20 at the ren faire one time. ;_;
small titty problems
Can’t keep tiny vodka bottles in them. :\
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glossylalia:
The Bridesmaids ladies are my kind of bitches.
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can we just let Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph make...
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missl0nelyhearts replied to your post: that slit though
i was going to SAY. **SIGH** remember Gia, you guys?! BUT GIA, you guys!!
No joke, when it came out I used to sneak downstairs and watch it after my family went to bed. Every time it was on.
It was like this world of hot queer women opened up to me.
Like the midnight buffet on a lesbian cruise ship.